Archive for January, 2014

We are meowy perplexed – are we getting a canine?

Friday, January 17th, 2014 by meowmixers

Hello.  We are meowy sorry that we haven’t written – or rather – Ms. Spin hasn’t gotten around to writing for us.  We have wanted to paw a lot of our thoughts, but she keeps brushing us off and saying,”Later….later…..hey – get out of there – don’t scratch that…..later.”  We are meowy tired of that nonsense, so we just put our paws down and here she is typing on our behalf.

Item #1 Dog Treats

So back to the topic at hand.  We have been observing her and she thinks that we don’t understand what dog food looks and smells like – but we do!  She has ordered some dog treats that smell like bacon and feel very chewy!  In fact, she yelled at Ccr for getting into the treats while she was out in class.  Hmmmmph. She shouldn’t have left the bag within paw’s reach.

Item #2 Dog Toys

Well, we meowy beg your pardon – making dog toys in the residence of Meowmixers?  Excuse us?  But isn’t she supposed to be making little balls of catnip for US?  Well, ex-mew-se us!

Item #3 Ms. Spin smells like canines!

Whenever Ms. Spin returns from seeing some of her friends, we can SMELL that she’s been hugging a smelly canine!  Yuck!  Beneath us!

So there mew have it.  We are getting a dog ……. hopefully never ……..but we’ll see what the future holds because Ms. Spin has been incredibly unreliable and way too friendly with dogs.